Bonkbutyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, wise yak.

Bonkbutyatt created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbutyatt, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bonkbutyatt, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bonkbutyatt's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bonkbutyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing magenta shorts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.