Dubhitlog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, clever octopus.

Dubhitlog created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubhitlog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dubhitlog, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dubhitlog's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dubhitlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Never laugh near mites.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Dubhitlog must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never write about special relativity.