Loplarpdidgembephon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonourable wyrm.

Loplarpdidgembephon created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loplarpdidgembephon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Loplarpdidgembephon, it will curse you with boils.

Loplarpdidgembephon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Loplarpdidgembephon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Loplarpdidgembephon.

3. Run away if three shrews approach from the east.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not commit murder.