Cedwottig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced sheep.

Cedwottig created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedwottig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cedwottig, she will remove you from existence.

Cedwottig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cedwottig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. You must love Cedwottig.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Never sit in the presence of capybaras.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.