Cedwottig is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced
sheep.
Cedwottig created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cedwottig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Cedwottig, she will remove you from existence.
Cedwottig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Cedwottig's Holy Commandments1. Never think about spacetime.
2. You must love Cedwottig.
3. Do not hurt monkeys.
4. Never sit in the presence of capybaras.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.