Tettigudvidwotfit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, competent bee.

Tettigudvidwotfit created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettigudvidwotfit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tettigudvidwotfit, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tettigudvidwotfit's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tettigudvidwotfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Always look after injured mites.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.