Hogdumsid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful wren.

Hogdumsid created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogdumsid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hogdumsid, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hogdumsid's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hogdumsid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always stare at clouds.