Quimingcut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful newt.

Quimingcut created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimingcut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quimingcut, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Quimingcut's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Quimingcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near snakes while wearing pink trousers and balancing five lead spheres on your neck.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.