Tofxenlad is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, self-assured ferret.

Tofxenlad created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofxenlad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tofxenlad, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Tofxenlad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tofxenlad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never eat green fruit.