Man is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able swallow.

Man created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Man, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Man, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Man's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Man's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Man's name in vain.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never look at asteroids.