Hognakquag is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, flying lion.

Hognakquag created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hognakquag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hognakquag, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hognakquag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hognakquag's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hognakquag.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Hognakquag on top of all buildings.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Hognakquag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.