Fencemjip is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic
hydra.
Fencemjip created the world two years ago.
If you believe in
Fencemjip, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Fencemjip, she will strike you with lightening.
Fencemjip's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Fencemjip's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat nuts.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Never talk about moths.
5. Never think ill of sick hamsters.