Yikgilgep Hitcadhotbessbamyat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful sheep.

Yikgilgep Hitcadhotbessbamyat created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Yikgilgep Hitcadhotbessbamyat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikgilgep Hitcadhotbessbamyat, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Yikgilgep Hitcadhotbessbamyat's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Yikgilgep Hitcadhotbessbamyat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Yikgilgep Hitcadhotbessbamyat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always obey Yikgilgep Hitcadhotbessbamyat's priests.

3. Always help dolphins.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never feed lots of cherries to eagles while wearing red coats.