Dissfedqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish hyena.

Dissfedqueeg created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissfedqueeg, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dissfedqueeg, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dissfedqueeg's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dissfedqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Never feed lots of rice to mice while wearing mauve scarves.

5. Do not speak about garlic.
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