Fodnardab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, narcissistic weasel.

Fodnardab created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodnardab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fodnardab, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fodnardab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fodnardab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fodnardab.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sprint in the presence of hamsters.