Rigbuggum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring badger.

Rigbuggum created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigbuggum, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigbuggum, it will manifest in front of you.

Rigbuggum's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Rigbuggum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Rigbuggum loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always wear fawn.