Bogvedtik is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, contented skunk.

Bogvedtik created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogvedtik, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bogvedtik, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bogvedtik's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bogvedtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Bogvedtik loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.