Fargamgid is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, staggering cobra.

Fargamgid created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Fargamgid, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fargamgid, she will be mildly annoyed.

Fargamgid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fargamgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.