Rutbugyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying finch.

Rutbugyarp created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutbugyarp, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rutbugyarp, it will be mildly annoyed.

Rutbugyarp's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Rutbugyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Rutbugyarp must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Rutbugyarp loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Run away if six horses approach from the north.