Hivyamstip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring dingo.

Hivyamstip created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hivyamstip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hivyamstip, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hivyamstip's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Hivyamstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Worship no other gods but Hivyamstip.

3. Never feed corn to gulls while wearing white rings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.