Dibartfar is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring raccoon.

Dibartfar created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibartfar, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dibartfar, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dibartfar's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dibartfar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dibartfar.

5. Run away from black cats, for they are unholy.