Sid is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, humane
mouse.
Sid created Africa three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sid, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Sid, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Sid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Sid's Holy Commandments1. Never wear magenta shoes.
2. Erect seven copper sculptures of Sid on top of important buildings.
3. Do not laugh in public.
4. Do not eat cucumbers.
5. Never think about comets.