Bemlimpom is a god.
It takes the form of a large, stupid
hare.
Bemlimpom created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bemlimpom, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Bemlimpom, it will turn you into a mole.
Bemlimpom's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Bemlimpom's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Bemlimpom.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Never write about dwarf planets.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. You must love Bemlimpom.