Bemlimpom is a god.

It takes the form of a large, stupid hare.

Bemlimpom created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemlimpom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bemlimpom, it will turn you into a mole.

Bemlimpom's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bemlimpom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bemlimpom.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must love Bemlimpom.