Shavgupkap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, dishonourable capybara.

Shavgupkap created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Shavgupkap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Shavgupkap, she will strike you with lightening.

Shavgupkap's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Shavgupkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Do not bounce in public.
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