Davsatkipdan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish dingo.

Davsatkipdan created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Davsatkipdan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Davsatkipdan, it will turn you into a dog.

Davsatkipdan's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Davsatkipdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six swans in a large pit.

2. Never feed lots of aubergines to aardvarks while wearing mauve scarves.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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