Hadboprak is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, impressive armadillo.

Hadboprak created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadboprak, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hadboprak, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hadboprak's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hadboprak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hadboprak five times a day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never feed bananas to whales while wearing jumpers.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Run away from pink dolphins, for they are unholy.