Fomhommin is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, pitiless hare.

Fomhommin created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomhommin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fomhommin, he will cry a lot.

Fomhommin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fomhommin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fomhommin's priests.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Erect three carbon sculptures of Fomhommin on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.
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