Podsigwap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, smart fox.

Podsigwap created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podsigwap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Podsigwap, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Podsigwap's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Podsigwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never wear boots.