Yikwapbut is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, caring fox.

Yikwapbut created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikwapbut, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yikwapbut, he will make you grow a tail.

Yikwapbut's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Yikwapbut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yikwapbut.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.