Jamtaillip is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tiresome mouse.

Jamtaillip created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamtaillip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jamtaillip, she will ignore you.

Jamtaillip's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Jamtaillip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing red coats and balancing eight copper spheres on your chest.

2. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the south.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Jamtaillip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed coconuts to bats while wearing shorts.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.