Yikcussfar is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart wren.

Yikcussfar created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikcussfar, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yikcussfar, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yikcussfar's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Yikcussfar's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never paint your chest gray.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Always help sick doves.