Tungovfen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous alligator.

Tungovfen created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tungovfen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tungovfen, he will refuse to believe in you.

Tungovfen's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Tungovfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Do not kill pigs.

4. Hide if seven goats approach from the west.

5. Never talk about moons.