Bifditsidpidflyhappang is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited wyrm.

Bifditsidpidflyhappang created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifditsidpidflyhappang, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bifditsidpidflyhappang, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bifditsidpidflyhappang's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bifditsidpidflyhappang's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Bifditsidpidflyhappang in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bifditsidpidflyhappang.