Vensisont is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering gorilla.

Vensisont created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vensisont, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vensisont, he will turn you into a plant.

Vensisont's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Vensisont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not hurt badgers.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Erect six silver sculptures of Vensisont on top of important buildings.