Sombugpad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, merciful horse.

Sombugpad created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sombugpad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sombugpad, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sombugpad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sombugpad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sombugpad.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near tortoises while wearing black coats and balancing three zinc spheres on your feet.