Weedogfen is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous beaver.

Weedogfen created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weedogfen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Weedogfen, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Weedogfen's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Weedogfen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Weedogfen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Do not cook food in pots.