Weedogfen is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous
beaver.
Weedogfen created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Weedogfen, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Weedogfen, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Weedogfen's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Weedogfen's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Weedogfen.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never wear jumpers.
4. Do not kill dolphins.
5. Do not cook food in pots.