Garzedlit is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fast bird.

Garzedlit created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garzedlit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Garzedlit, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Garzedlit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Garzedlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to sharks while wearing white coats.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Garzedlit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not take Garzedlit's name in vain.