Mitcissdussfashaklogstancem is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful mongoose.

Mitcissdussfashaklogstancem created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Mitcissdussfashaklogstancem, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mitcissdussfashaklogstancem, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Mitcissdussfashaklogstancem's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Mitcissdussfashaklogstancem's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near tapirs while wearing violet kilts.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.
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