Bidgubhin is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving
wyvern.
Bidgubhin created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Bidgubhin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Bidgubhin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Bidgubhin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Bidgubhin's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Bidgubhin.
2. Always look after injured snakes.
3. Never think about thermodynamics near otters while wearing magenta shoes and balancing six silver spheres on your hands.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never write about galaxies.