Bidgubhin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving wyvern.

Bidgubhin created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bidgubhin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bidgubhin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bidgubhin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bidgubhin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bidgubhin.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near otters while wearing magenta shoes and balancing six silver spheres on your hands.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about galaxies.