Konstanmil is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical crab.

Konstanmil created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Konstanmil, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Konstanmil, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Konstanmil's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Konstanmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Never run near aardvarks.

3. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about moons.