Pit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, overgenerous goblin.

Pit created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pit, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Pit's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Pit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.