Sawpanggovsog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, competent beaver.

Sawpanggovsog created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawpanggovsog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sawpanggovsog, he will be very unhappy.

Sawpanggovsog's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sawpanggovsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt nematodes.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Worship no other gods but Sawpanggovsog.