Fodfarhud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane deer.

Fodfarhud created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodfarhud, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fodfarhud, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fodfarhud's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fodfarhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Fodfarhud loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.