Zenfaghig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, humane raven.

Zenfaghig created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenfaghig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zenfaghig, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zenfaghig's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Zenfaghig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snails.

2. Run away from yellow voles, for they are unholy.

3. Feed all hungry squirrels.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Worship no other gods but Zenfaghig.