Panvondav is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow rhinoceros.

Panvondav created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Panvondav, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Panvondav, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Panvondav's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Panvondav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Panvondav's name in vain.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never sing in the presence of sheep.

5. Never wear magenta hats.