Ditgudwip is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever lobster.

Ditgudwip created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditgudwip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ditgudwip, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ditgudwip's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Ditgudwip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three tin sculptures of Ditgudwip on top of important buildings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Ditgudwip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never chant near badgers.

5. Ditgudwip loves geese, so they must be honoured.