Tinlarnflag is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless dryad.

Tinlarnflag created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tinlarnflag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tinlarnflag, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tinlarnflag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tinlarnflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue hats.

2. Worship no other gods but Tinlarnflag.

3. Always help dolphins.

4. Hide from fawn sharks for they are unholy.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.