Farbogwad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, ill-tempered hedgehog.

Farbogwad created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Farbogwad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Farbogwad, she will manifest in front of you.

Farbogwad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Farbogwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Run away from fawn manatees, for they are unholy.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near dolphins while wearing mauve stockings and balancing eight tin spheres on your chest.