Wikpidhom is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong finch.

Wikpidhom created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Wikpidhom, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wikpidhom, he will turn you into a worm.

Wikpidhom's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Wikpidhom's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Wikpidhom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.