Godbunlib is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, stupid frog.

Godbunlib created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godbunlib, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Godbunlib, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Godbunlib's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Godbunlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to porpoises while wearing stockings.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Godbunlib in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray immersed in water.