Pascidfossbast is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unfair cobra.

Pascidfossbast created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pascidfossbast, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pascidfossbast, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pascidfossbast's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Pascidfossbast's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pascidfossbast.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.